My Shirt's Too Sexy For My Me

Mammy: I brought you back a little present from Spain

Please don't be a t-shirt, please don't be a t-shirt...

The Bubble Boy: Oh. A t-shirt. Thanks mam!

BUT...

...despite deserving an award for her outstanding contribution to bad taste in boys' clothes, mammy got it right for once.

Isn't it lovely?

Now I'm just worried that I'm not cool enough to pull it off.