Monday, September 29, 2008

Am I The Only One Who's Insane?

Anyone who's come within a ten-metre radius of me during the past couple of weeks has probably had the music of Ladyhawke forced upon them. I do apologise for my excessive zeal but I genuinely believe that people's lives stand to be enhanced by the inclusion of this Antipodean beauty's eponymous début album in their CD collection (or Itunes library, if you must.)

Pastiche of 80's synth-pop is very 'in' at the moment but I think few can pull it off quite as convincingly as Ms. Hawke (real name Pip Brown.) Originally from New Zealand, Brown is a sufferer of Asperger's Disorder and was previously in a band with one of the member's of electro outfit Pnau, with whom she recently collaberated.

Included below in youtubular form are:

1.) Biggest hit to date 'Paris is Burning'.

2.) The aforementioned collaboration with Pnau

3.) Forthcoming single 'My Delirium', which I believe could be the track to convert the masses to the cult of Ladyhawke.





Friday, September 26, 2008

J'habite á Drumcondra

After moaning all Summer about how I was going to have to commute from Ashbourne to DCU this year, a couple of weeks ago I decided to move into a house in Drumcondra.

In my defence, the offer was pretty difficult to resist: a room to myself in a lovely house situated halfway between DCU and town with two of my best friends from school for only €310 a month plus bills.

I'm going to have to work a couple of extra shifts at the dog-track or elsewhere in order to pay for it but I think it's worth that in order to be able to escape parental rule and the clutches of that evil, evil entity commonly referred to as 'Bus Eireann'.

I plan on investing in a bicycle in order to get around. Motorists and pedestrians of Dublin city, consider yourselves warned.

Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Fringe Binge

I've spent the last month and a half bouncing from festival to festival. After arriving back from my month-long stint in Edinburgh at The Fringe, I headed to Electric Picnic for a weekend before starting a job at the Dublin Fringe. I think it's gonna be weird on Sunday when the Dublin Fringe comes to a close and my life returns to some semblance of routined normality.

I've managed to catch a few shows so far. As always with Dublin Fringe, the quality has varied wildly.

The Good:

Cathy Davey's Songs that Scare Children (But in a Very Beautiful Way) - This one-off show was very special and is a serious contender for this year's Fringe Awards (which I'll hopefully get to attend). Lisa Hannigan, David Turpin, Davey herself and a few more peformed tunes ranging from Gilbert & Sullivan and Gershwin to songs from The Night of the Hunter, South Pacific and Hans Christian Andersen, all in an eerie vaudeville way. Just awesome.

Eejit of Love - An Irish musical parodying reality TV shows like X-Factor. Sounds dire, right? Well, that's what I thought but word of mouth was so positive that I decided to check it out on the last night of the run. Granted, the plot was practically non-existent, but the music, punchy lyrics and performances were all worthy of Broadway.

Antics Rogue Show - The premise was kind of 'pimp my art'. Audience members were encouraged to bring along pieces of bad art lyng about their homes so that Will St. Leger, Maser and some more of Dublin's top graffiti artists could stencil, spray and occasionally smash the pieces to transform them into something more aesthetically pleasing. There was a unique experience, made all the better by the refreshingly informal atmosphere and free beer.

La Clique - The flagship show of the Dublin Fringe for the past two years. Tckets for this one-of-a-kind burlesque circus show are €35 but worth every cent.

The Bad:


Those Powerful Machines - There was nothing wrong with the production itself but the script was unspeakably heinous. A cripple who builds sex machines, a nightclub hostess who lost her dreams when someone shoved an action man up her vagina and an Irish terrorist convene in a sparsely-furnished apartment. It's just as good as it sounds.

Twelve Treatises on Memory: An Epistemological Slapstick (With Sock Puppets) - Should be sued by the Advertising Standards Board. There was no slapstick, epistemological or otherwise, and the sock puppets seemed like a hacked-on afterthought intended as a 'get into Fringe' card. This play was like watching a scene from Fair City extended over an hour and twenty minutes.

The Mediocre:

Appointment in Limbo - I expected more from Patrick McCabe, writer of 'The Butcher Boy' and 'Breakfast in Pluto'. This was just ninety minutes of melodrama with a horribly clichéd 'it was aaaall a dreeeam... or was it?' ending.

The Silhouette Old Time Mystery Radio Show - Duke Special and friends presented an evening in the style of a 60's radio show. It fell flat in comparison to the show devised by Cathy Davey that had graced the Spiegeltent two nights previously.

Saturday, September 13, 2008

The World and His Blog

As I mentioned a few days ago, it seems like this whole blogging lark is really catching on.

A few of my friends have already posted about the DCU Freshers' Ball, the first major event of the DCU Calendar. This year's theme is Superheroes and it seems that some people have already begun planning their costumes.

I tried to convince my friend Paula to go as Jem the other night but she just stared at me blankly. My suggestion of Bananaman as a viable Super Hero was met with an equally vacant gaze. It's a sad, sad day when you realise that there's a whole era that you can remember but some of your friends can't.

For the benefit of you spring chickens, here is a clip of Jem (business woman by day, crime-fighting pop sensation by night) and Bananaman (an ordinary schoolboy, Eric, who is transformed into a Supermanesque character whenever he eats a banana.)



Cat Person or Dog Person?

I'm definitely the former.

I once offended a friend of mine by telling her she was 'a dog' because she thrived on the company of other people (I may have phrased it as 'needs company') while maintaining that I was most definitely a more independent, less openly affectionate, feline type.

Cats never cease to entertain me, be they virtual or actual moggies. I wish I could claim credit for discovering these youtube gems but sadly credit must go to Dave McGovern ('Cat Face'), Julie Kavanagh ('Simon's Cat') and Catherine Kavangh ('Cat Montage' and 'Techno Kittens'.)









Monday, September 08, 2008

The Barometer of Judgement


Love It:

Dublin Fringe Festival - Perhaps I'm biased but genuinely think my new employers have really upped their game with this year's festival. The Spiegel Garden located in The Iveagh Gardens is especially magical.

Blogging
- Everyone's getting into it these days. Perhaps it is a self-indulgent practice but I look forward to checking some of my best buds' latest posts when I log onto the interwheb.

Autumn
- It's my favouite season of all. I'm not sure how it reflects on me as a person that my favourite time of year is when nature begins to die but there you have it.

Wrigley's Extra Fusion Chewing Gum
- Fruity-flavoured gum to cater to those of us enlightened enough to realise that mint is the source of all evil.

Successful Friends - It's so interesting to see how people I know are coping in The Real World. As it happens, most of them are kicking The Real World's ass, thank you very much.


Shove It:

The Rain - Stop please.

The New Boyzone Track - In fairness, they were godawful first time around so I'm not sure why I'm surprised by the atrociousness of their new material. Leave it to Gary Barlow and Co, lads.

Money Problems - I still owe €300 on the credit card my parents don't know I own. Oops.

You're Only Massive Split - Apparently, my new favourite band split amicably earlier in the Summer and the only reason I got to see them at Electric Picnic was because they were 'fulfilling outstanding commitments'. Maebh is going to contunue as a solo act, using the same name apparently. I kind of preferred the other girl, Megan. Oh well.

Missing Out - I'm missing about five 21sts this month because of work and other commitments. I also wish I could have gone on The Boat Trip for at least a couple of days. Bah, humbug!

Wednesday, September 03, 2008

Are Picnics Electric?

Last weekend, approximately 32,000 revellers descended upon the sleepy Laois town of Stradbally for the fifth annual Electric Picnic festival and, for the first time, I found myself in their midst. After hitching a ride with about 20 students from NCAD down on the Friday, I pitched my tent and readied myself for a weekend I could sense was going to put my festival fitness to the test.

For most of the Friday, I wandered around gaping in awe at the bohemian wonderland that had been set up for punters. Previously, I had scoffed when I heard people claim that 'the vibes' at Electric Picnic were so much better than any of the other summer festivals but, after experiencing The Picnic first hand, I have to concede that this is indeed the case.

What really sets Electric Picnic apart from Oxegen and other such festivals is the attention to detail and the sheer variety of activities on offer. Among the most impressive features were a designated 'Body & Soul' chill-out area; campsites named after Charlie Chaplin, Jimi Hendrix, Andy Warhol and Oscar Wilde; a cinema, a circus, a theatre and a comedy stage; a wooden structure ceremoniously burned to commemorate victims of suicide and an inflatable church that holds weddings and 'lovely girl' contests.


Sarah models our contributions to a giant collage (mine's the pink one)

The acts I saw were:

Friday
  • Wallis Bird - as mentioned in my previous post, she's won over a new fan.
  • New Young Pony Club - a better live act than I would have expected. I'm not sure about their new stuff though.
  • Tiga - so disappointing. I expected him to play songs from his 'Sexor' album but he basically just did a DJ set.
  • Digitalism - simply boptastic.
  • Sigur Rós - ethereal and otherworldly. I was in a bad mood for this set but could still appreciate their awesomeness.

Apparently scarecrows were required to protect the crop of... tents.

Saturday
  • Super Extra Bonus Party - the people up the front seemed to be having a blast but to schedule this boppin' band at 1pm was a major faux pas methinks.
  • Laura Izibor - not really 'my bag' but she has the potential to be Ireland's biggest soul/r'n'b export when she finally gets around to releasing her long-awaited début album early next year.
  • Attention Bebe - their xylophone player is my friend Nigel and this gig was an unexpected highlight of my weekend. Covers of awful 90's songs by a big band? Genius.
  • Fossett's Circus - especially entertaining viewing whilst drunk.
  • Leanne Harte - such an awesome singer and lyricist. It's just such a shame that she doesn't seem to be writing or recording any new material.
  • Grace Jones - was half an hour late onstage and the whole costume-change-per-song malarkey is done much better by Róisín Murphy. Over-rated.
  • Santogold - highlight of my weekend. Old Santi completely redeemed herself from the 'Santobold' incident in June.
  • Lucien Dossier Dancers - their burlesque circus act was right up my alley but possibly not quite as amazing as some people made out.

The wait for Foals is all too much for some...

Sunday
  • Dublin Gospel Choir - sounded great but I missed half their set waiting in a queue for breakfast. Gotsta prioritise sometimes.
  • You're Only Massive - the sound was terrible to begin with but their audience participation and endearingly amateur delivery won me over midway through their set.
  • Hercules & Love Affair - this was an awesome live performance, the songs were updated from the album and the combination of the live elements (brass, guitar, drums and two singers) and funky electro beats made for an ambient mid-afternoon disco.
  • Maeve Higgins - pretty much the exact same material she worked with in Edinburgh but I'll always have a soft spot for auld Maeve.
  • Foals - the sound was a bit dodgy in The Crawdaddy Tent all weekend but their artistry and live energy shone through. I preferred them in The Academy in April but that was probably because I wasn't so deliriously tired on that occasion.
  • Late of the Pier - they're so young it makes me feel completely inadequate. Another album I will be downloading for sure.
  • The Gossip - I just caught 'Standing in the Way of Control' but was very glad that I did.
  • Chromeo - another surprise highlight. These guys look like they've walked right out of Blues Brothers (in a good way) and sound like Prince crossed with Daft Punk (also in a good way.)
In the run-up to the festival, I came across many people bemoaning the lack of stellar acts on the line-up but I would agree with Team Electric Picnic that the money is far better spent on creating this 'boutique festival' paradise. The festival attracts a much more mature, arty crowd than Oxegen and, it has to be said, a lot less skangers and yobs in GAA jerseys. There are fewer drunkards but, in lieu of that, there are far more pill-poppers and I noted the distinct smell of marijuana at various points throughout the weekend.

The only regret I have was that I didn't manage to recover from my Edinburgh hangover a little more because, for large sections of the weekend, I felt like a bit of an over-tired zombie and that I was unable to properly engage with the other Picnic-ers or fully absorb the experience.

One thing's for sure though: I'm dead set on returning to The Picnic next year for more of the same.

Tuesday, September 02, 2008

I Am a Bird Now

I once sat in a sushi bar in Dublin with a group of relative strangers and listened to singer Leanne Harte wax lyrical about some up-and-coming Irish singer, the curiously named Wallis Bird.

After seeing her perform at Electric Picnic at the weekend and checking out her myspace, I now understand why Leanne was so in thrall with this Wexford-born songstress.

Her jaunty guitar-driven pop songs and lilting ballads are wonderfully simple, untarnished by studio gloss and her lyrics are beautifully earnest and clever. A new obsession is born.

Anybody fancy joining me at her gig in The Button Factory on 30th of October?



Edinburgh: The Aftermath

Obviously, I'd rather have made my final Edinburgh post about a week ago but the past few days have been kind of mental (This will probably become clear later.) In some ways, it's probably a good thing to have put some distance between getting home and making this post because I've had a chance to reflect on my stint at the Fringe and last week I'd probably just have gushed mawkishly and incoherently about the whole experience.

My last two days in Edinburgh were pretty damn close to perfect although it really felt as though the whole experience came to an end far too abruptly. After a very drawn out process, I managed to get a ticket on Sunday afternoon for Enda Walsh's 'The New Electric Ballroom', which had drawn rave reviews from critics throughout the festival. It was easily the most professional theatrical production I'd seen throughout the Fringe, with an elaborate set, stylised costumes and actors that I can only guess are paid professionals.

The play focuses around two elderly sisters who both had their hearts broken by a big band singer in the sixties and the impact their subsequently hermitic existences have on their younger sister. The script featured repeated dialogue that wouldn't sound out of place in a Beckett play but was also imbued with Walsh's trademark verve. Although perhaps not as strikingly original as something like Disco Pigs, this play packs an equally powerful punch in its dramatic climax and certainly lived up to the hype. Try to catch this when it inevitably comes to The Abbey or The Gate.

Later on Sunday, I got to go to a special show at the Assembly Rooms performed by the newly crowned If.comedy Award winner David O' Doherty. O' Doherty was clearly still reeling from his win and really seemed to enjoy the set, eventually being goaded into giving a second encore. Later in the evening, we got to meet him and congratulate him on his well deserved success. It was so endearing to see how humble he was about the whole thing, claiming the £8000 will go some way towards paying back all the money he owes to his dad for financing his comedy career. International success generally greets winners of this prestigious prize so let's hope he manages to stay grounded.

The majority of my last day in Edinburgh was spent packing and then working. I foolishly booked my flight for 8am the next morning, which meant that I had to try and moderate my alcohol intake. Kind of challenging when it's me that we're dealing with and the lovely Ed Byrne puts £200 behind the bar for the front of house staff.

Obviously, I failed miserably and wound up fairly hammered midway through the night. I never made it to the third leg of our celebrations in Garribaldi's because I decided that four hours before I was due to leave Scotland was the opportune moment to make an advance on the colleague that I'd gradually become more and more enamoured with throughout the festival.

The way it played out probably would have been very romantic if I hadn't been so bloody drunk. We walked around the same block of buildings in Edinburgh city centre about four times before I finally got the courage to kiss him. In some ways, it might have been cool if we'd hooked up earlier on because it's been a long time since I fancied somebody as much as I liked this guy but in other ways, I'm kind of glad it happened the way it did.

Because of the fact that I was going home, our tryst could mean anything or nothing and it was a ittingly amazing end to an unbelievably awesome few weeks. After extensive lip-locking under archways, it was time for me to leave and he bundled me into a taxi so I could go pick up my stuff and head to the airport. As a result of these shenanigans, I deprived myself of the opportunity to say most of my drunken farewells. I got the boy but never got to say goodbye.

At the airport, Ryanair brought be back to reality with a bump my imposing another 'excess baggage' of £48 on me. I had checked in a second bag online but apparently this doesn't entitle you to any more weight. Oh well, you live and learn. Right?

So, that was my time at the Edinburgh Fringe. I don't think it's an exaggeration to say it was the best four weeks of my life so far. I certainly hope to be back for many more fringe festivals in the future.

As I've said before, there's a lot to be said for travelling on your own, under the right circumstances. The front of house job enabled me to meet so many fantastic people to socialise and see shows with whereas the Fringe environment was such that it was impossible to feel lonely, bored or homesick.

It's reassuring to know that I can survive in situations like this and, unlike on my work placement last year in Eagle Star where I was also starting off knowing nobody, I didn't feel a need to adjust my behaviour or play down aspects of my personality in order to fit in. I was just myself and people accepted that.

My decision to come to Edinburgh for the festival was made hastily in March at a time when my world seemed to be crumbling around me and I needed something to cling to. It's comforting to think that this incredible experience was borne out of a difficult time and that in the future I may be able to turn similarly frustrating situations into amazing adventures.

Until next year, Edinburgh.