Stomp. Stomp. I've Arrived.

In light of the fact that I once forced a little known track called 'Tik Tok' on anybody that crossed my path, insisting it represented the future of pop, I'm a little more conscious about jumping the gun when hailing pop princesses-in-waiting these days.

However, with the gurning expressions of Nicki Minaj, styling that teams Rihanna's ghetto princess with the obligatory Gaga-esque flourishes, provocative lyrics á la Katy Perry, and a writing credit for Miley Cyrus's 'Party In The U.S.A.' under her belt, Jessie J certainly seems pretty perfect on paper.

I've been thrashing about my room to the Labrinth remix of her sass-heavy track 'Do It Like A Dude' the past few weeks and a video has now surfaced, which should secure Jessie plenty of airtime on music television.



Jessie J - Do It Like A Dude (Labrinth Remix) by PurplePR

Jessie J - Do It Like A Dude [Jakwob Remix] by PurplePR

Hear The Bass, Skinny Waist, Now Let's Copy Poker Face...

Have been a tad infatuated with this parody of Ke$ha's 'Tik Tok' since Kelly drew my attention to it a few days ago.

The Midnight Beast Feat. St£fan - Tik Tok



Not-so-interesting fact: Stefan was one half of slightly-cheesy pop duo The Clik Clik who probably should have had a decent-sized hit with this Frankmusik remix of their song 'Did You Wrong'.

About Uffin' Time

Last week, electro-raunchpot Uffie announced on her Myspace that her long-to-the-point-of-ridiculous-awaited album has been completed.

She'd want to get some new material out pronto because, if she holds off for much longer, Kesha (of Flo Rida featuring Kesha fame) is gonna get away with completely ripping off her sound.

When I first heard Kesha's track 'Tick Tock', I was amazed at the similarities between the track and Uffie's collaboration with Justice, 'The Party'. Even down to the fake English accent.

After initially wanting to see her burned at the stake, Kesha's track has grown on me something shocking and, if Uffie doesn't quit faffing around, I may be left with no option but to cross over to the dark blonde side: