He's Not Dead, He's Gonna Live...

Dublin folk, be sure to visit http://short.ie/accident and pop in your details to get free entry to Accident As Soon As You Emergency this Saturday, 31st of July in Twisted Pepper.

Your life depends on it.



Accident As Soon As You Emergency - Saturday 31st @ Twisted Pepper by thebubbleboy

That Time O' The Month

Bat time: 11pm, Saturday 15th of May
Bat channel: The Mezz at Twisted Pepper
Bat price: A fiver if you put your name on this here bat-cheaplist - http://short.ie/kick

Somewhere,
In a mezzanine above Twisted Pepper...

Trouble was a brewing. Captain Trouble, that is, brewing her Come As Soon As You Beer, under the watchful eye of The Alchemist, Shadowcat, and Concussion. Their dastardly plan to turn the whole city of Dublin into aloof, cynical hipsters by way of poisonous elixir was well under way.

Meanwhile,
In a secret lair under Clarendon St...

Helpful Girl, with the aid of her trusty binoculars, had those wretched villains well within her sights. She, alongside Basilisk, Lockjaw and Frostbite (known as The Hyper Friends) would thwart their evil plans once and for all. Now that you have Heard, Come join them in their quest to save our city!

Your mission:

Come to The Basement @ Clarendon House at 8:30pm and bring your own beer to counteract the poison. Here you will be given your Superhero name, and kitted out in appropriate garb, if you have not already done so. Then we will ambush The Twisted Pepper at 11pm sharp, and engage in a battle to end all battles.

When you hear the klaxon, that's your chance to grab the nearest sticker labelled "POW", "ZWANG", "KNARG" "ETC", and whack it on your enemies. So villains, heed our call! You can Run As Soon As You Hear but you can't Hide As Soon As You Hear. All my single superheroes, put your hands up, and Kick Some Ass As Soon As You Hear.

Chat As Soon As You Roulette

Yes, it's the time of the month, where I plug the latest Come As Soon As You Hear party.

Chat As Soon As You Roulette is a clothes-swapping extravaganza that's gonna be broadcast live on Chat Roulette. It kicks off at 11pm this Saturday, the 20th of March.

The survival manual is as follows:

1. Come.
2. Do a sexy dance for the benefit of those watching you on their computer screens.
3. When the klaxon sounds, 'next' your clothes by swapping 'em with someone nearby.
4. Repeat steps 2 - 3 until you...
5. Come.
6. Exeunt.

Dress code: Clothes you might never see again.

Choons: Of the bangin' variety. Served up by electro fiend Shane Kelly and pop purveyor Conor Behan.

€5 before 12 with special guestlist - http://short.ie/chat

See you there?

SWAP 'Til You Drop

Our first ever Come As Soon As You Hear club night, 'SWAP As Soon As You Hear', took over The Mezz @ Twisted Pepper last Saturday night and, boy, did we raise the roof.

I'll admit we were a tad concerned that the apocalyptic weather conditions would deter our potential swappers but, thankfully, the party population of Dublin are made of strong stuff and weren't prepared to let anybody snow on their parade.

Keep an eye on the Come As Soon As You Hear blog for info on upcoming mayhem.











[Photos: Ellen Quinn Banville & Eimear Fitzmaurice]